Thursday, November 30, 2023

We're baaaaackkk!!


 Due to our recent rise in popularity we've decided to post Bronwyn's long awaited brownie recipe!

But first, we feel the need to explain why it's taken so long. As many of you know all of you know because you were there not Kaitlyn oh yeah except for you, Kaitlyn, we got married, and found another hobby... unfortunately, that hobby led to 4 children fortunately, Tim, fortunately. yeah that's it, so we're back at blogging. 

With that out of the way, we'll jump into Bronwyn's super-secret delicious peanut butter brownie recipe:

This recipe may be 10 years late, but I promise its worth a 25 year wait!! Well, maybe not that, but Tim has gained 25lbs. since the last blog post, so he seems to think this recipe is good enough. I may have gained 25lbs, but at least I don't have stretch marks. Oh wait, maybe I do... You look great, babe. 

Don't let the fear of weight gain keep you from enjoying your life and eating a whole pan of these brownies!

This is what you'll need: 

1. sweat pants 

2. 1 stick of butter, melted

3. 1/2 cup sugar

4. 1/2 cup of brown sugar

5. 2 eggs

6. 1 tsp vanilla 

7. 1/4 tsp baking powder

8. 1/3 cup cocoa powder

9. 1/4 tsp salt (if using unsalted butter)

Peanut Butter Swirl:

1. 1/2 cup peanut butter

2. a swirl

3. 1/4 cup powdered sugar

4. 1/2 tsp vanilla 


Instruction: 

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line an 8x8 pan with parchment paper because we're classy like that. Mix together the wet ingredients. Sift the dry ingredients over the wet ingredients. Mix thoroughly, if you didn't guess that part get out of the kitchen. Pour into prepared pan. 

Now for the fiesta resistance, Yes, this peanut butter swirl will keep you from any parties! Mix together peanut butter, powdered sugar, vanilla, then scoop dollops over brownies and swirl into batter. Bake for 20 minutes.

Enjoy and keep up the resistance my friends.

 And remember to always enjoy with a fork and resist all parties you dork.

 <3 Tim & Bron